May 2011
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lol praise the lord
May 23rd
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oh my god
morp was fucking amazing. my feet hurt like fuck i punched like 10 people in the face i stepped on like 10 people’s feet i whipped my hair back and forth the whole time and my neck hurts like shit omg the front of the floor near the dj/speakers made me feel so high i spit my gum out on the middle of nowhere on the floor. claire is the fucking best, i love her, she made my night ...
May 21st
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May 17th
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 I was sitting under a blanket on the couch sitting next to my mom and stepdad. My mom looked at my step dad and pointed out, “Look babe, there’s the white spots of laundry detergent that didn’t come off.” He’s all, ”..oh yeah.”
May 10th
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May 10th
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May 9th
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My washing machine
is pissing me off. So it says that it’s “auto-load sensing,” which means it fills up the water to where the top of the clothes are. I put in only one shirt in there (it’s Moschino, fucking expensive as hell) because I was afraid that other clothing would ruin it. Then I turn it on, like usual. (By the way, i’ve put in one shirt before and it did just fine.) While the...
May 9th
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